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Wilco Jul. 31st, 2005 @ 10:15 pm
Nothing much to say, just updating to make sure I don't forget to update sometime. Bunch of people keep calling me but hang up right before I get to the phone. Surely this is a government conspiracy, right? Next they'll be floridizing the water. Ha. But they won't get me, I only drink rain water or distilled grain.
Current Mood: boredbored
Current Music: My computer is humming loudly.

Jul. 29th, 2005 @ 09:31 am
Hauling furniture today. Other than that, no news to report.

I was playing some old game called Colonization the other day, but couldn't figure out the rules on my own very well and had no manual, so I'll need to be looking that up on the Internet first sometime. It's very similar to Civilization II (both made by Sid Meyer), but I no longer really remember the rules to Civ2 after years of Civ3, which is a massive improvement over the former. Ah well.
Current Mood: tiredtired
Current Music: Some birds chirping outside
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» The Magical Pen of Destiny
Mostly just posting because I should. Don't have anything to say, but I doubt that's ever stopped any of us before. I'm playing the old "Pirates! Gold" game from 93 or so. Good times to be had, ravaging French and Spanish ships with my Dutch sloop. Sadly I'm still only a Marquis and own almost no land, but I've got a sizable pirate booty. Arrr.
» Whoo.
Nothing much to say. Me and the Staggsy were up late writing, so I'm still pretty tired. Would have had classes today but my teacher suddenly called in to inform us that she's having her appendix removed. It was quite... random. I'm currently reading some book titled "Magic in the Middle Ages" about, you guessed it, magic in the Middle Ages. Witch hunts are rather amusing to read about.
» Hark hark
I have nothing much to say. I found my old Rollercoaster Tycoon game, so I'm playing that. Good fun. I was going to reinstall BG2, but found the RCT disk first.

Need to feed my fish, for if I do not they shall perish from this earth. Fwaggot.

» (No Subject)
So, yesterday I went and sat on a boat on the river with some of my friends. Pretty much everyone got drunk but me, off of gin, cheap beer, and a knock off of Captain Morgan's: Admiral Nelson's. The guy who bought the booze figured it must be better, as admiral outranks captain. Apparently it was good. One of my friends, 5'5 or so and probably pushing 100 lbs. who'd never drank anything in his life got smashed after doing about 6 shots. We managed to convince him that if he drank some "medicine" he'd get better. Of course, this was beer, but he believed me when I told him that it distinctly said on the can "Surgeon General's Warning: this is medicine." When I left around two or three, he puked a couple times and was trying to sleep with people writing stuff on his back with a sharpie. Other than him dropping beer cans constantly, he's no different drunk than he is sober.

We went swimming around naked in the Mississippi before the booze broke out, save for the 100 pounder, who refused to get wet. 5 naked guys in the water, so we have the irony enough to call him a fag for not jumping in. His new nickname is Faggot. They decided the need for spreading a rumor that when he got drunk I slipped some date-rape drugs into his medicine and had my way with him all night long. It was pointed out as humorous that he got really pissed off whereas I didn't care in the least.

One of my friends, as pictured with me climbing Hotel Muscatine an entry or two below, enjoys telling Bible stories when drunk. I insisted upon the story of Lot, and he delivered, though he couldn't show any theological insight. I was disapointed. But you know, you can't win them all.
» Fraught With Endless Peril!!1!!!!!!!!111111!!~2@!!
Apparently the city bus system discourages you bringing firearms on board. Oh well, live and learn. Speaking of which, I was discharging said firearms at various cans that dare show their faces to me. I'd have laid waste to thousands more cans, had I something more than a 5+1 magazine, about 14 bullets on me, and a bolt action rifle. Can't have it all, I guess. Unless you do. Then shame on you for not sharing.

It also seems like my plan to invade Dacia is a bust. Turns out that not only was it invaded 1900 years ago (Not until 2000 years is it up for grabs. Talk about a faux pas invading it before then), but also that the nation of Dacia doesn't even exist anymore. Sure, I could go ahead and invade Hungary, but really, why would I want to do that? It also turns out I, in fact, do *NOT* have any army. My bad, thought I did. I need to get a fashionable young Parisan woman to laud me as I walk about town to compensate such frustration.

Well, just keeping you guys up-to-date on the latest news.
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